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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

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He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop