horse

bread,cliché,double meaning,horse,in,inbred,literalism
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

carriage,double meaning,drawing,drawn,horse,horse-drawn,horse-drawn carriage,Inception,literalism,my little pony,pony
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OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop

flippers,goggles,horse,intertube,literalism,sea,seahorse,snorkel
By Snake73
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Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

a head,ahead,Hall of Fame,head,homophones,horse,Horse Racing,literalism,racing,space,the headless horseman
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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