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carriage double meaning drawing drawn horse horse-drawn horse-drawn carriage Inception literalism my little pony pony - 5222947584
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OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop

insulted Hey lolwut insult horse hay is for horses - 6819472384
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

a head ahead Hall of Fame head homophones horse Horse Racing literalism racing space the headless horseman - 6408940544
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

attraction coarse course double meaning homophone horse literalism main main attraction mane - 4643693312
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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

alpaca animal puns animals bear elephant giraffes hawk horse koala lion minnow Owl variations on a theme - 6357149440
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

horse jumping parkour sarah jessica parker similar sounding surname - 5893788928
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hold hold your horses holding horse horses idiom literalism - 5176285184
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop