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carriage double meaning drawing drawn horse horse-drawn horse-drawn carriage Inception literalism my little pony pony
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OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop

insulted Hey lolwut insult horse hay is for horses
Via: Void Pie
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

classic doctors emergency room horse prognosis stable
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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

caption double meaning hoarse homophone horse literalism question request water
By Unknown
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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hold hold your horses holding horse horses idiom literalism
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

horse jumping parkour sarah jessica parker similar sounding surname
By xyzpdq1
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop