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goggles horse literalism sea - 4712821760
By Snake73
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Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

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horse jumping sarah jessica parker similar sounding surname - 5893788928
By xyzpdq1
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

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Hall of Fame horse literalism prefix quote similar sounding - 5013409024
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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop

lolwut insult horse - 6819472384
Via Void Pie
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

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attraction double meaning homophone horse literalism - 4643693312
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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

face Hall of Fame horse resemblance sarah jessica parker - 5927380736
By Unknown
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Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

cannot double meaning excuse hoarse homophone horse literalism reason talk - 5562678272
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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

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horse parking resemblance sarah jessica parker suffix surname - 6394430464
By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

title song literalism america no double meaning name horse - 6741680896
By bmelzow
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

horse fly shoop combination literalism double meaning - 6696770816
By scobra
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop

double meaning guitar horse literalism rock - 6149733888
Via Reddit
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He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

accident condition double meaning Hall of Fame horse horses lolwut stable - 4910427648
By xyzpdq1
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop