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By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

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Hall of Fame hold hold your horses holding horse horses idiom literalism - 5176285184
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

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40 Relatable Memes That Range From Dank To Dad Joke

We're not gonna sugar coat it: everything kinda sucks. But there's one bullet-proof defense us humans have against suffering, and that's humor. Humans are so damn good at laughing through the pain; it's remarkable really. Memes often perfectly reflect what we're collectively going through, and we've got some good ones that fit the profile. This batch also includes memes of encouragement, depression memes, absurd shitposts, and memes with dumb dad humor. An assortment of memes with one thing in common—funny.

Random Memes, Relatable Memes, Dank Memes, Wholesome Memes, Funny Memes, Dad Jokes, Depression Memes, 2020 Memes | u good? no I live America green M&M helping red up | Damn kinda feel like deleting my digital footprint guy watching the sea
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Void Pie
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Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

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By bmelzow
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop