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a head ahead Hall of Fame head homophones horse Horse Racing literalism racing space the headless horseman - 6408940544
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

title a horse with no name song literalism america no double meaning name horse - 6741680896
By bmelzow
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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

flippers goggles horse intertube literalism sea seahorse snorkel - 4712821760
By Snake73
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Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop

face gag Hall of Fame horse matt damon resemblance running joke sarah jessica parker War Horse - 5927380736
By Unknown
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Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
By xyzpdq1
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

carriage double meaning drawing drawn horse horse-drawn horse-drawn carriage Inception literalism my little pony pony - 5222947584
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OMG U GUIZ IT'S A HORSE-DRAWN HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Okay fine so maybe it's not that funny but I still chuckled so screw all of you! - Matty Malaprop