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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

Two beloved butts to Trey and Matt jokes, together in one fanfare-laden film! - Matty Malaprop

He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop

Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop

Let it go, Jeff. Richard is clearly just a potato who can't take a hint. - Matty Malaprop

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop