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attraction coarse course double meaning homophone horse literalism main main attraction mane - 4643693312
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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning high high horse horse literalism - 6188461824
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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning guitar horse literalism rock rocking rocking horse - 6149733888
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He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

concern double meaning Hall of Fame hoarse homophone horse horses literalism question - 6297409536
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I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

caption double meaning hoarse homophone horse literalism question request water - 6440801536
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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

horse jumping parkour sarah jessica parker similar sounding surname - 5893788928
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

bread cliché double meaning horse in inbred literalism - 6414673152
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Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame hold hold your horses holding horse horses idiom literalism - 5176285184
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Seriously, why can't the phrase just be "hold your ponies?" I'm starting to lose feeling in my left arm... - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame horse literalism prefix quote rorschach similar sounding the watchmen - 5013409024
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He may seem heartless and cold, but underneath the mask he's just a sad little ginger colt who only wants to be loved. - Matty Malaprop