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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

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