groan-inducing

Sometimes punny conversations are really just remolting. - Matty Malaprop

Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.

... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop

A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Oh Brock... your squinty eyes only serve to conceal your inner genius. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop