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Oh Brock... your squinty eyes only serve to conceal your inner genius. - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop

Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop