By felgrand101
I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop
groan-inducing
By Dave (Via scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop
I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop
By Raptor2213 (Via Escapist Magazine)
A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop
They go by many names: dad jokes, groaners, dumb puns, just awful, etc. Anyway, we love stupid dad jokes in all their forms and will jump at any opportunity to hear these nuggets of simple, terrible genius. This reminds us that we probably need to call our dads..
By Raptor2213 (Via Pears Before Swine)
There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop
All dads can rejoice over these stupid pun-filled memes. We'd also like to extend that to dads-in-training; you don't need to be a dad or even want kids in order to be a dad-in-training - the only requirement here is that you take a lot of joy in making the whole room groan from your bad jokes.
