Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop
Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop