groan-inducing

Sometimes punny conversations are really just remolting. - Matty Malaprop

No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

This kid... what a nut! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop

The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop