groan-inducing

Sometimes punny conversations are really just remolting. - Matty Malaprop

Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop