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Come to think of it, the last time I played Uno I was beaten by a Mexican... NOW I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!!!11!!1! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

NPR, you so boss, your hosts and correspondents all have naturally pun-able names! - Matty Malaprop

Greatest possible side effect warning, or greatest possible side effect warning? - Matty Malaprop

Great tyrannical dictator, or the greatest tyrannical dictator? - Matty Malaprop

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Hay now man, just calm down. We both know no good ever comes from being on the lamb from the law. - Matty Malaprop

(yes yes I know it's lam but BAD JOKES ABOUT BARNS AND STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE)

Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop

Because no man can be a wrecking ball without Funkadelic for a soundtrack. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop

It's simple. We photograph the Batman.

AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop