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AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop

Oh, wait, did I say "sage advice?" I meant "3OH!3 is one of the worst bands ever." My mistake. - Matty Malaprop

Some say it's a mistake to let the devil in. I say it's totally worth it for the rockin' abs his dark majesty brings to the table. - Matty Malaprop

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Hay now man, just calm down. We both know no good ever comes from being on the lamb from the law. - Matty Malaprop

(yes yes I know it's lam but BAD JOKES ABOUT BARNS AND STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE)

This post is sponsored by M. Night Shyamalan. #notreallybutyouknowwhatimean - Matty Malaprop

Well wasn't that just so polite of him to cash out for his crime? - Matty Malaprop

Its siren is just a series of heavy sighs. - Matty Malaprop

You can't hold this one against me. JUST LOOK AT THE TREADMILL CORGIS AND TRY TO HOLD THIS AGAINST ME. - Matty Malaprop

Ever read "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner?" I guess riffle shuffling a deck of cards is essentially this stick figure's albatross. - Matty Malaprop

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