... I'm just going to be honest and admit that this one took me more than a few seconds to get. And then I got it. And then I literally laughed out loud. And then my coworkers all glared at me and I curled into a ball on the floor and started weeping. - Matty Malaprop
Give the man a break! Analrapy is a terribly taxing profession! - Matty Malaprop
Great tyrannical dictator, or the greatest tyrannical dictator? - Matty Malaprop
It's obvious to all of us; the tensions around here are most definitely rising. The stern stairs coming from everyone should have been the first sign of trouble. - Matty Malaprop
AYO MANDY DIS FLOCKA. WE BE BLOODIN' CRIPPIN' ALL UP IN THIS TEEN ROMANCE STEEZ AIGHT? - Matty Malaprop
Some say it's a mistake to let the devil in. I say it's totally worth it for the rockin' abs his dark majesty brings to the table. - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop