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Stick a fork in it, and finish it off. Not to be mistaken with a cork, it's time to proclaim the superiority of the eating implement, and divider of choices. Left or right, right or wrong, sometimes things branch off, so take the time to appreciate the humor in it, before it's come and gone.

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xyzpdq1
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Acronyms Are Serious Business, Yo

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By xyzpdq1
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You might think this pun is merely a clever means of censoring what "WTF" really stands for, but in fact it's far more insidious. The real message here is "Wrestle the Silver Tines." HOW'S THAT FOR DETECTIVE WORK? - Matty Malaprop

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City Budget Cuts

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Make Sure You Take the Right Turn This Tine

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I've never really understood forks in the road... maybe it's just me, but I've always thought they more closely resembled dowsing rods? But then I suppose dowsing rod in the road doesn't precisely roll off the tongue... - Matty Malaprop

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SO TRVE KVLT

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By Iwakun
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I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop

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REBEL REBEL (GUITAR LICKS YEAAAAAAAH)

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Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop

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A Dessert Diverged in the Wood...

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... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

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Spoops Indeed.

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On a very unrelated note: Cump. - Matty Malaprop

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