double entendre

No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop