dogs

Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop

Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop

And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop