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acting out answer asking around car comic dogs hit literalism miming misinterpretation question - 4628163328
By Snake73
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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

business dogs doing double meaning Hall of Fame lawn literalism - 6180445696
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He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop

Pillow loose canines dachsund dentist teeth shark double meaning dogs - 7122081792
By Unknown
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I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop

topper not impressed corgi key dogs suffix - 6972785920
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Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop

asleep dogs double meaning light literalism sleeper sleepers sleeping - 4612301312
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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop