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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

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He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop

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You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

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The Best Animal Puns of 2013 (So Far)!

Animals are cute, cuddly, majestic, amazing... and way punnier than us humans. Need proof? We got proof!

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After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

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And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop