dogs

Sounds to me like someone just got puppwned. - Matty Malaprop

And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop

I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop

You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop