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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

You might recognize these two from their incredible work in such fantastic films as "The Good, the Bad and the Neutered" and "Purr Fiction." Truly they're artists of the highest pedigree. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar funny animal capshunz ober heer!

And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

Sounds to me like someone just got puppwned. - Matty Malaprop

And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop