dogs

I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop

This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

If you don't live by the law, he'll tear you apart. - Matty Malaprop

Moar giggle-inducing goggies over here!

It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop