dogs

And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop

After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

If you don't live by the law, he'll tear you apart. - Matty Malaprop

Moar giggle-inducing goggies over here!

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop