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It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

If you don't live by the law, he'll tear you apart. - Matty Malaprop

Moar giggle-inducing goggies over here!

It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

We'll know more once we get the forensic evidence back from the Lab. - Matty Malaprop