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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

Dear ceiling dog almighty I hope he punches out that scrawny-lookin' little kid... - Matty Malaprop

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, the Phil Lesh devotee in me wishes he would just buckle down and learn "Unbroken Chain," but "Truckin'" ain't a bad cut either. - Matty Malaprop

He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

Because I can never not lol over YES, THIS IS DOG. - Matty Malaprop

I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!