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collie cauliflower literalism prefix homophone dogs - 7074528768
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It's also the best-behaved vegetable I've ever encountered. You tell it to get in the steamer, and it gets in the steamer! - Matty Malaprop

asleep dogs double meaning light literalism sleeper sleepers sleeping - 4612301312
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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

bus dogs double meaning greyhound Hall of Fame literalism racing shoop - 5758032128
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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

dogs double meaning homophone literalism roof roofing ruff sound - 6542639872
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Leave roofing to the professionals. There's nothing worse than finding yourself barking up the wrong carpentree. - Matty Malaprop