dogs

After dogging his editor for months, this beat reporter FINALLY got to make a punny headline. Journalistic integrity be damned! - Matty Malaprop

He's quite good at it; I'm just upset that he's better at investing than I am! Can you at least force him to give me free lessons? - Matty Malaprop

It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

Dear ceiling dog almighty I hope he punches out that scrawny-lookin' little kid... - Matty Malaprop

Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds to me like someone just got puppwned. - Matty Malaprop

Admit it: You're hearing it in your head right now. You're welcome! - Matty Malaprop