doctor who

Makes sense. Every night I've spent screwing around with this tool has left me Absolutly confused the next morning and wondering Who the hell that person next to me is. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps the TARDIS is just trying to feel festive in anticipation of Cinco de Gallifreyo? - Matty Malaprop

In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop

It's an all-purpose piece of headgear, really; it's great for both casual and fez-tive occasions! - Matty Malaprop

Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

Hell hath no fury like... well, basically every evil figure in the Doctor Who universe? - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

What did the Dalek say to the interior designer? DECORATE. - Matty Malaprop

If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop