doctor who

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop

I know watching TV is often a waste of time, but I can never tell myself oregaNO when it comes to "Dr. Who." - Matty Malaprop

Hell hath no fury like... well, basically every evil figure in the Doctor Who universe? - Matty Malaprop

Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.

What did the Dalek say to the interior designer? DECORATE. - Matty Malaprop

Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

It's an all-purpose piece of headgear, really; it's great for both casual and fez-tive occasions! - Matty Malaprop

It's lightweight, ultra-powerful, and gets the job done far better than a Knuckles-sandwich ever could. - Matty Malaprop