doctor who

Viva la regeneración! - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop

Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

It's lightweight, ultra-powerful, and gets the job done far better than a Knuckles-sandwich ever could. - Matty Malaprop

Hell hath no fury like... well, basically every evil figure in the Doctor Who universe? - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps the TARDIS is just trying to feel festive in anticipation of Cinco de Gallifreyo? - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

It's an all-purpose piece of headgear, really; it's great for both casual and fez-tive occasions! - Matty Malaprop

Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

Makes sense. Every night I've spent screwing around with this tool has left me Absolutly confused the next morning and wondering Who the hell that person next to me is. - Matty Malaprop