doctor who

Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second? A: EXTERMISAFE.

Viva la regeneración! - Matty Malaprop

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Makes sense. Every night I've spent screwing around with this tool has left me Absolutly confused the next morning and wondering Who the hell that person next to me is. - Matty Malaprop

What did the Dalek say to the interior designer? DECORATE. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

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