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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop

I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

PRO: This registered sex offender is in the system. CON: THIS REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS IN THE SYSTEM! - Matty Malaprop

I always end up having to take it in for repairs. I tried doing it myself once, but I'm just terrible at picking up new skills cold. - Matty Malaprop

... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop

The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop