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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

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I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

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It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop

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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

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I always end up having to take it in for repairs. I tried doing it myself once, but I'm just terrible at picking up new skills cold. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop