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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop

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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop