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after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

comparison lil wayne literalism little normal rapper size - 4789364224
By jeje.xo
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

comparison double meaning flood flooded Hall of Fame hallway literalism shallow water worth it - 5204547072
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

cheat comparison double meaning Hall of Fame lion literalism mate tiger Tiger Woods - 5569608448
By Unknown
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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop