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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

I'm beginning to notice a theme in Whyatt's work... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Tim Whyatt

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop