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after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

band better comparison FAIL meme möbius strip nickelback still - 6525281536
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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

aide comparison cortaid court homophones literalism side by side - 6220221440
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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop

added letter brand comparison contrast differences gtfo Hall of Fame letter lolwut meme post it post its similar sounding t - 4970764288
By xyzpdq1
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

comparison lil wayne literalism little normal rapper size - 4789364224
By jeje.xo
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

analogy butt buttholes comparison family Hall of Fame hole lolwut simile tight - 6184552448
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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

comparison Harrison Ford Indiana Jones similar sounding tautology - 5007909888
By xyzpdq1
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First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop

comparison entrepreneur newer older opposites similar sounding suffix - 6265011200
Via Reddit
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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop