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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop

So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

Captain Barbossa & Captain Jack Sparrow

It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop