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comparison Hall of Fame literalism odd otter seal similar sounding - 6352387072
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

comparison lil wayne literalism little normal rapper size - 4789364224
By jeje.xo
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

comparison double meaning flood flooded Hall of Fame hallway literalism shallow water worth it - 5204547072
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

blizzard comparison kanye west magic the gathering meme merfolk merrow naga n-word world of warcraft - 5183813632
By Alicynx
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Yo Naga, I'mma let you finish, but Magic: The Gathering merfolk circa Lorwyn block were the best fish-people things of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

analogy butt buttholes comparison family Hall of Fame hole lolwut simile tight - 6184552448
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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

added letter brand comparison contrast differences gtfo Hall of Fame letter lolwut meme post it post its similar sounding t - 4970764288
By xyzpdq1
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

band better comparison FAIL meme möbius strip nickelback still - 6525281536
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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

comparison Harrison Ford Indiana Jones similar sounding tautology - 5007909888
By xyzpdq1
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First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop