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comparison Hall of Fame literalism odd otter seal similar sounding - 6352387072
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

cheat comparison double meaning Hall of Fame lion literalism mate tiger Tiger Woods - 5569608448
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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

added letter brand comparison contrast differences gtfo Hall of Fame letter lolwut meme post it post its similar sounding t - 4970764288
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

blizzard comparison kanye west magic the gathering meme merfolk merrow naga n-word world of warcraft - 5183813632
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Yo Naga, I'mma let you finish, but Magic: The Gathering merfolk circa Lorwyn block were the best fish-people things of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

flood comparison Hall of Fame worth it literalism shallow flooded double meaning water hallway - 5204547072
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

comparison entrepreneur newer older opposites similar sounding suffix - 6265011200
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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

aide comparison cortaid court homophones literalism side by side - 6220221440
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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop