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comparison lil wayne literalism little normal rapper size - 4789364224
By jeje.xo
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

cheat comparison double meaning Hall of Fame lion literalism mate tiger Tiger Woods - 5569608448
By Unknown
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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

comparison Hall of Fame literalism odd otter seal similar sounding - 6352387072
Via Reddit
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

added letter brand comparison contrast differences gtfo Hall of Fame letter lolwut meme post it post its similar sounding t - 4970764288
By xyzpdq1
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

comparison double meaning flood flooded Hall of Fame hallway literalism shallow water worth it - 5204547072
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

comparison Harrison Ford Indiana Jones similar sounding tautology - 5007909888
By xyzpdq1
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First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop