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combination jack russell terrier literalism lumberjack mashup portmanteau - 6618993408
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He barks all night and he sleeps all day!

... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

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By Vvicked (Via tonij.net)
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Because, you know, it's hard out there for a blimp. - Matty Malaprop

combination literalism surname tim allen toy story woody woody allen - 5870977536
By Artanus
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Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop

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By Sern and Ben
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That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

combination lightsaber literalism sabertooth tiger tiger - 4925875712
By Unknown
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They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop

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By scobra
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Yarmulke yarmulke yarmulke! And poof! You've brought the movie's star to where you are! - Matty Malaprop

antelope cantaloupe combination contraction juxtaposition portmanteau - 6532136960
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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop