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Once you earn your black belt in MMAC, you'll REALLY be able to loom in the shadows, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

It does what it says on the label. - Matty Malaprop

I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop

That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, it's hard out there for a blimp. - Matty Malaprop

... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

But then where is his Dog? - Matty Malaprop

I never would have even bothered with med school if they'd just told me up front that I wouldn't get to operate on hippos! This whole system is a sham! - Matty Malaprop

They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop