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No Chicken Sh*t Sherlock

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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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Eggcelent Work Bro!

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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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You Might Even Call it Peckercraft

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Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop

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