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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop