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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop

This is my favorite Public Henemy song! - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop

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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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