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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

Dear god, this pun is just SO fowl. - Matty Malaprop

Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

This is my favorite Public Henemy song! - Matty Malaprop

I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop