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I Want to Go to There

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Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop

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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns

These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.

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Ivar the Chicken

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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

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You Might Even Call it Peckercraft

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Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop

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Such Sage Advice!

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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

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Chicken Cordon Bleu

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Dear god, this pun is just SO fowl. - Matty Malaprop

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You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again

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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

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She's Run Afowl of the Law...

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This is my favorite Public Henemy song! - Matty Malaprop

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John Handcock

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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

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Eggcelent Work Bro!

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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

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