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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

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By anchy2006 (Via Domics)
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

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Via Punblr
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With hands as plucky as his, it's a wonder he was ever able to scribble a signature at all! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop