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You know, jo, you really should have come to me the moment you heard that weird Rasputinny sound coming from your engine. - Matty Malaprop

With this particular model, it's really just a soup-er easy process of replacing a pretty stock part. - Matty Malaprop

From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

Haters gonna hate but no seriously guys Oasis is really really really f*cking terrible. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

Screw being a pool shark. I've always aspired to be a billiards Volkswagen! - Matty Malaprop

I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop

... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.