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By Unknown
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WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

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By iandra
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Screw being a pool shark. I've always aspired to be a billiards Volkswagen! - Matty Malaprop

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Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

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By Peter
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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

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By Hazy
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

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By _C_A_T_ (Via Humor Train)
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop