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car ditch Ladies Love rhyming variations on a theme - 6601710080
By _C_A_T_ (Via Humor Train)
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73
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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

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Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. - Matty Malaprop

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By Hazy
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

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I have no idea where OP acquired this vehicle, but it looks like quite an awesome find to me! - Matty Malaprop

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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

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By Peter
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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Punblr
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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop