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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

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By iandra
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Screw being a pool shark. I've always aspired to be a billiards Volkswagen! - Matty Malaprop

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By _C_A_T_ (Via Humor Train)
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kylebustin (Via kylebustin.tumblr.com)
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The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

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I have no idea where OP acquired this vehicle, but it looks like quite an awesome find to me! - Matty Malaprop

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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

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By Hazy
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop