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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

As someone who's always fancied himself as a bit of a peripatetic thinker, this kind of pun really resonates with me. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster IUgrad505 says: "Cheezburger is great when you need a < br > from life."

I see what you did there, sir (ma'am?). And I appreciate such a < strong > punny statement. - Matty Malaprop

You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop