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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop
Form is everything when it comes to lifting your lady. - Matty Malaprop
Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop
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And even when you think they're being honest, it's more likely they're just being ionic. - Matty Malaprop
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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop
