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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

Form is everything when it comes to lifting your lady. - Matty Malaprop

Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop

He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster IUgrad505 says: "Cheezburger is great when you need a < br > from life."

I see what you did there, sir (ma'am?). And I appreciate such a < strong > punny statement. - Matty Malaprop

To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop

As someone who's always fancied himself as a bit of a peripatetic thinker, this kind of pun really resonates with me. - Matty Malaprop

But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop

I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop