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IS HUMAN SUFFERCAKETION JUST TOO INHUMANE FOR YOU CREEPY FACELESS DAD MAN? - Matty Malaprop

P.S. Anyone know who drew this? Let me know in the comments!

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To Mr. Fear's credit, he's a very cordial guest who makes some really fabulous finger sandwiches. - Matty Malaprop

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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

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He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

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As someone who's always fancied himself as a bit of a peripatetic thinker, this kind of pun really resonates with me. - Matty Malaprop

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You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

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Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

For a lot of people, daily life doesn't look like how it used to, and it won't go back to normal tomorrow or the next day. Aisha Ahmad explains that part of getting through it is having a strategy to deal with that 6 month wall and learning how to adapt to a somehow stagnating but also everchanging reality. If it's worth anything, here are some wholesome memes.

Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x
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Punmaster IUgrad505 says: "Cheezburger is great when you need a < br > from life."

I see what you did there, sir (ma'am?). And I appreciate such a < strong > punny statement. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop

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Bad Life Pro Tips That Won't Help at All

Self improvement is a noble pursuit, and all of us could use some advice here and there to help us live our lives better. Wherever that advice is, it won't be found here. These are all just dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. Maybe you'll get some directions on how to alienate your friends or make your life worse, but that's where the fun is.

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