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WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop

This kid... what a nut! - Matty Malaprop

Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop

Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop

Skrillex approves this video. - Matty Malaprop

What I wanna know is: How long does it take someone to learn to be ambiphonidextrous? - Matty Malaprop

Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I POSTED THE FIRST TWO VIDEOS IN THE SERIES IN REVERSE ORDER WHAT OF IT????? - Matty Malaprop