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Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

Because any excuse to post clips from "Rocko's Modern Life" is the best excuse. - Matty Malaprop

David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop

MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop

The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

Stick with this two, punmasters. I know it's a little long, but I promise it will have you laughing the whole six minutes through. - Matty Malaprop