Owl

Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

They only want you to THINK the Ravens won. #Owls5eva - Matty Malaprop

Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

They see me rowlin', they hootin'. - Matty Malaprop

But seriously you guys those owls are out of this world! - Matty Malaprop

Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop

Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop

And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

Henry Gibson says "B*tch please" to your O'Reilly O RLYs. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop