Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?

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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

Owlways and 7eva

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Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop

This Joke is a Hoot

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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!

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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

Salvador Owli

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