Owl

alpaca animal puns animals bear elephant giraffes hawk horse koala lion minnow Owl variations on a theme - 6357149440
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

Horatio Cane - Cartoon - I guess you could say that this bird... 23 n23 ow GETS STUCK IN CAR GRILL OWL GETS STUCK IN CAR GRILL FLORIDA YEEAAAAH |...got owl up in her grill. SO MUCH PUN.COM
By YJCH0I
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Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop

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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

albert einstein einstein orly Owl relativity similar sounding vowel-less - 5895688704
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I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop

superb similar sounding Owl big game liaison - 7035729152
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They only want you to THINK the Ravens won. #Owls5eva - Matty Malaprop

doctor who double meaning homophone hoo literalism Owl sound - 6562370560
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Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

Sad lyrics song similar sounding Owl window all by myself all - 6855217152
By Unknown
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

bill-oreilly meme oreilly orly Owl side by side similar sounding surname - 6299934720
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

beat beet cute double meaning fat Hall of Fame homophone literalism Owl - 6416911872
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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

i will Owl similar sounding literalism coffee shape shoop - 6634354944
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop