Owlways and 7eva

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classy,Hall of Fame,i will,literalism,Owl,similar sounding
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Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop

Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!

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beat,beet,cute,double meaning,fat,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,Owl
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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, and Her Bewbs Are Nice Too

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,hooters,innuendo,literalism,Owl,owls,side by side
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But seriously you guys those owls are out of this world! - Matty Malaprop

What's with Owl the Fuss?

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horatio caine,csi miami,david carusoe,similar sounding,Owl,homophones
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Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop

This Joke is a Hoot

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Sad,lyrics,song,similar sounding,Owl,window,all by myself,all
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop