Boss leaves cryptic passive-aggressive note on employee's desk after they call out because of a blizzard: 'Problems and issues don't matter when cows need fed and cows need milked'

JR Atkinson

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A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

Ally Perry

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16-year-old informs his teachers that he is not required to do any of the schoolwork they assign him: 'You can still give me the work if you choose, but it won't get done.'

Emmy Pratt

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Mom insists 15-year-old daughter be the bigger person after an argument with her 40-year-old stepdad: 'Ma'am, I am literally 15.'

Emmy Pratt

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Tenant forced to change apartment locks after discovering friend made copies of his keys while cat-sitting, friend insists it was for his safety: ‘You don't trust me’

Bar Mor Hazut

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New bassist gains her band thousands of new followers but gets kicked out after old bassist sees their newfound popularity and wants back in, so she sabotages them: ‘I started deleting followers (yes, one by one)’

Elna McHilderson

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‘She’d get back with him [and] I’d go back to being invisible’: Best friend refuses to be Leah’s breakup backup plan, shuts down being treated as emergency contact

Etai Eshet

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Sister with poor credit demands sibling cosign on a car loan for her, claiming she needs a new car despite her financial situation, sibling refuses: ‘The loan would fall on me’

Bar Mor Hazut

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‘Are you a Vault-dweller?’: How ‘Fallout’ proves gamer adaptations can actually be incredible

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'My 8yo: I need nails to build...something': 30+ of the funniest parenting tweets of the week

JR Atkinson

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Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics

Ally Perry

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Wife cheats on her husband, demands her husband let her stay friends with her affair partner because he is the Dungeon Master of her Dungeons & Dragons group: 'Therapy has now shifted into separation.'

Emmy Pratt

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Teenage employee refuses to break company policy to clock in coworker, she chews her out for not risking her job to help her: 'Why is she so willing to put your job at risk for her own benefit?'

JR Atkinson

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Lead engineer gets convinced by manager to give up $5000 bonus for intern bonuses, has second thoughts when other team lead receives bonus: 'I'm sure the CEO will know about this'

Ally Perry

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'I always talk to my fish after work': 36-year-old gets jealous that his boyfriend talks to his fish more than he talks to him

Emmy Pratt

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30 Memes That Build From the Ground Up

Ally Perry

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