40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 27, 2025)

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33-year-old well-off daughter orders expensive steak in front of family who can't afford it, refuses to continue to pick up their checks: 'Every time the bill comes out, everyone is suddenly going to the bathroom'

JR Atkinson

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Mom protests when older sister refuses to allow niece to attend her wedding despite inviting 3 other kids: 'I felt like a burden'

Ally Perry

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'You look like you're tired and just rolled out of bed': 31 memes to wake up to

Ally Perry

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Boss gets upset at retail employee for using their whole 1hr lunch break: 'He will also try and guilt trip me into getting back to work'

JR Atkinson

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Woman demands colleague pay $80 for two expiring takeout meals, gets offended when they don't want to take them: 'I could tell she was annoyed'

Ally Perry

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25 Pumpkin Spiced, Flannel-fueled Laughs For When The Weather Drops Below 70

Emma Saven

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Woman confronts cousin at her kid’s 3rd birthday party for publicly shaming his wife, demands an apology, and gets heat from men in the family: ‘The men in his family were very spoiled growing up, now as adults they say whatever they want with no filter’

Etai Eshet

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'You make good money, so what's the big deal?': 24-year-old woman spends boyfriend's money without permission, spending hundreds of dollars on shopping, leading him to demand a breakup

Bar Mor Hazut

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Man receives non-stop calls from gamers after mistakenly being given Nintendo’s old support line when moving to Washington, trolls callers until his number is eventually switched for free, due to many caller complaints: 'I'm not proud of it'

Emma Saven

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'I survived 2025': Rapture posts for survivors partying this post-apocalyptic weekend

Elna McHilderson

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25 Employee Burnout Posts To Push You Through Your Late-Week Work Slump (September 26, 2025)

Lana DeGaetano

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25+ Midwest Memes for Nice Folks Who Say Ope (September 26, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Boyfriend of 2 years tells girlfriend to dress more like his ex, girlfriend wonders if she's overreacting: 'She always looked good. Tight dresses, heels hair done, makeup on point. You, half the time, look like you just rolled out of bed'

JR Atkinson

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'Bro needs his mocha latte FAST': Job listing for personal assistant demands applicants can run 3-5 miles at 12 minutes per mile

Ally Perry

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27-year-old girlfriend wants 29-year-old boyfriend to pay $1800 rent by himself while she quits her job for 3 to 6 months: 'She says she’ll pay $0 toward rent or bills, still be on the lease, and have equal say in decisions'

Emmy Pratt

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