It doesn't matter how hard you try to fight it, the perils of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many unfortunate realities of being a 21st century human with painful first world problems. While most of us can cop to feeling miserable pretty much every single day, it's frowned upon to complain about your problems when comparatively speaking, you're pretty damn privileged. Unfortunately, we can't help you permanently crush the urge to completely ignore the responsibilities and tasks…

A formidable enemy

She's normalizing IBS and proud of it! Plus, when is someone carrying around a bag of poop not funny?? (Please don't answer that…)

Legend

The reviews and memes get two thumbs up.

Ewan McGregor is an international treasure. And today happens to be his 51st birthday. Before he dazzled our screens as the somewhat salty version of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Scottish actor appealed to my more…alternative preferences in his earlier films. I'm talking about the David Bowie-inspired Velvet Goldmine , in which McGregor plays a character based on Iggy Pop. His acting is great, but my friends and I were more interested in the full-frontal nudity he displayed during a raucous rock and rol…

Not again

Yet another reminder that we are chopped liver.

If you've been staring at your wall for what seems like hours, unable to motivate yourself to even drink a glass of water, maybe it's time to snap out of it and treat your body to its most fundamental human needs. Instead of firing up the demonic bird app, eat a little healthy snack. Hydrate. Get some rest. When you've completed these primal tasks required for your survival, then and only then should you scroll through these dank memes . I don't know who needs to hear this, but the internet is…

“That bug is better than me because I ain’t fighting that hard for nothing.”

Ouch

File under stuff we didn't know we needed: a Harry Potter/Brooklyn Nine-Nine crossover blog. We are so thankful for the clever person that has been running the Hogwarts Nine Nine tumblr . The combination of Harry Potter scenes and Nine-Nine is deliciously clever - and something we wish we had thought of first. We've been feeling glum since the Brooklyn Nine-Nine series finale aired back in September of 2021 - the banter between the characters is pretty damn unparalleled. But it's comforting kno…

They're descriptive, alright

Ever feel like your DM is just kind of making stuff up as they go along and likely put zero effort into the prep? Chances are you're probably onto something. But sometimes you just have to ask yourself, "am I having fun?" If the answer is yes, then who cares about the rest? Dungeons & Dragons is special in that way, because even if the DM has no idea what the hell they're doing, the came can still miraculously work somehow. We've rounded up all of our favorite D&D memes of the week. Enjoy, dung…

Every New Yorker and even tourists agree—she's doing the Lord's work.

Live long and prosper