In-laws can be annoying, but this is something else

Oh man

Forever changed

As a kid, I was pretty obsessed with turtles. I begged my parents to let me have one as a pet, dragging them to where the hard-shelled creatures sat in the pet store. It was no use - my mother refused. “They smell terrible ,” she said, “and I know you're not going to be cleaning that tank.” I wailed. “Plus, they live forever. We don't want to get stuck with it when you go to college or if you change your mind.” The words stung, but later, I'd know that she was right. Instead of housing a turtle…

There are so many and they're so accurate—trekkies know, if you're a true fan you gotta do more than just live, long, and prosper.

There's a somewhat infamous /tv/ “favorite movie lines” thread on 4chan in which someone humorously misquoted a character from American Psycho saying, "Patrick, it's you!! You're the American Psycho?!!" Another user replied, “He didn't say that,” escalating the thread into a barrage of ironic shitposts inspired by the OP's American Psycho joke. For example, an image of Frodo captioned, “That's why I'm the Lord of the Rings , not you Sam.” Putting movie titles in movie lines has since become a p…

Are animals secretly listening to everything we say? Studies have shown that dogs can identify different human emotions through reading the facial expressions of their owners. Some scientists believe that dolphins, whose own spoken language is highly advanced, have the capacity to learn human languages and possibly even speak English. Of course, if a squirrel gives you an offended look after you make fun of him, it's likely just a funny coincidence. But this hilarious thread of animals seemingl…

If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only choose one form of entertainment to have with you, would you choose movies, books, or memes ? Most reasonable people would probably choose either movies or books, but hear me out for a minute. Out of these three options, memes are the only medium that doubles as a communication tool. Without getting too deep into this hypothetical scenario, we have to assume that access to memes comes with limited access to the internet—otherwise, how w…

She would've never tried to reunite it if was for TikTok viewers insisting.

Woof.

Paper put to good use.

People think Dale would've been at the insurrection, but not for any real political reason.

April first. A day when everyone thinks they have an opportunity to be extremely funny, and inevitably fail. Corporations are the worst at this. I've received a ton of emails - one from a grocery delivery service who announced their development of ‘shell-less eggs’ - written by marketing drones who think they'll be added to some April Fools round-up.

Happy Friday, gamers . We've got another dank collection of the best gaming memes on this side of the internet. You probably need a little break from whatever you're playing anyway. Whether you're annihilating zoomers in the new fort-less Fortnite, dying for the 80th time trying to kill the Tree Sentinel (pro-tip: get a horse first), or enjoying a nice little fishing mini-game as Kirby, you're sure to love these memes for every kind of gamer.

Disgraceful

“With this one you have to commit, once you start this you can't break character!”