“If the spiders don't kill you, the birds will…”

There’s a market for these?

God. It has been a year. Or two. Or maybe even three. It feels as though I no longer have a grip on time. Perhaps it's because of the pandemic. Maybe it's because as you get older, time starts to move faster. But it could also be the crippling depression that makes a fog of the days, weeks, months and years. While the sunshine has slowly started to return to New York and peoples moods seem to be improving, I still can't help but feel the weight of the world on my shoulders as I go about my day-…

I've never doubted the existence of extraterrestrials. It seems too pompous to believe we're the only intelligent life in this galaxy. But it seems that aliens are a pretty popular - and polarizing - topic. Just relatively recently the United States government confirmed several UFO sightings - and released footage. They have not ruled out aliens from their theories. But it's not like this news created a ton more interest in the possibility of extraterrestrials. There have been reported sighting…

It must be a Lightning McQueef model or a Ford Flatulence…

Unbothered, flourishing

It's giving besties trying not to laugh in class “don't look at me” vibes.

All sorts

Gen Z is simultaneously the most fragile and strong generation

Hello there, dear internet friends. We don't want to sound rude, but we need to chat. It's not easy for me to say this. But listen. I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure we both know that you have probably looked and felt better. And we have been worried about you. This isn't really an intervention, but we need to know if life is getting you down. How is your sleep schedule? We're not experts here at Memebase, but it kind of seems like you are in need of a pause - a meme break, if you will. You can't hide…

Well, that escalated quickly…

Many moons ago, when I was an internet-addicted high school student, I would see people with beautiful Livejournal layouts, profile photos, and backgrounds. Most were painstakingly created in Photoshop , dappled with effects that range from artfully old and coffee stained to seemingly glowing from within. The artists responsible would usually take commissions, either in the form of actual money or via trades. I could never afford such a luxury. Instead I became friends with other fan fiction en…

Anybody with at a v*gina is like, “why haven't I thought of this yet??"

Game over

Las Vegas, baby!

"What do you actually do?"