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These kids really have their parents' back!

Wild that we've already made it halfway through the dreaded year 2022. That means we've looked at a whole lot of Lord of the Rings memes in search of the best (and dumbest) ones to share with you. The time has not been spent in vain, nor has it been spent grumbling, scowling, or unhappily. Instead, it's been spent chuckling like Beavis and/or Butthead, hunched over at my desk, making my poor colleagues wonder what is wrong with me. A lot of things, really. But seeking out great LOTR content is…

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How could they

Ok, but for real… Was it common knowledge that this basic joke was actually dark humor??

Good evening, good afternoon, and goodnight. You're here right now, but you're also nowhere and everywhere. Isn't that super coconuts? Listen, I'm going to be honest with you all. I've got a really sick, sad case of the Mondays. No offense, but how could you not? It's another five-day week and one of the many five-day weeks to come. The International Day of Labor is nearly two months away, which is a bit too long for my liking. In the meantime, we've got a long list of Mondays to look forward t…

Ah yes, the summer. As a child I looked forward to this. Freedom from school. Warm weather. Maybe going to the beach. Languishing in my incredibly hot house eating fake popsicles made of juice as my mom somehow drank hot tea and chain smoked in the kitchen. The best times were visiting my grandparents and getting to watch cable television. Nowadays, summer is slightly less boring, but mostly because we have to exist as semi-functioning members of society as the season gets continuously unbearab…

Ah sh*t, here we go again

I know what you're probably thinking: Broadway Twitter drama? That sounds pretty niche and inaccessible to the non- theatre kids among us. However, there's no need to fear. This story lives at the intersection of broken dreams, Ryan Murphy's, Glee (2009-2015), and illiteracy. It also pits two actresses together in a Bette vs. Joan-esque feud, the likes of which the world hasn't seen in years. Fasten your seatbelts.

There are an awful lot of cranky people in this world. And honestly, I can't blame them. The world is a really disappointing place. It is a huge challenge to wake up on the right side of the bed, especially in the world we're living in. It's no wonder I see so many miserable faces on the street, and it's no wonder that people have been acting a lot angrier . That's how it is New York, at least. Some weird energy. And a lot of it is negative. Sometimes when you're feeling pissed at the world, yo…

Bravo

Everyone likes looking at nice things. Last night I stared at a beautiful blue sky. My eyes delighted in all the flowers blooming in my neighborhood. They really loved glancing upon some stray cats sunning themselves in and old woman's beautifully manicured yard. Who doesn't enjoy a sunset, or a stunning ocean view? You'd be hard-pressed to find an individual with that much contempt for beauty. But at the end of the day, sometimes we get a bit of a more visceral reaction from looking at images…

Every day of your life, you have experienced something that doesn't quite go your way. Whether it be the food you ordered getting messed up, someone cutting you off in traffic, or something as simple as seeing a piece of trash on the ground. For little slights like this, you have a choice of whether to get inconsolably angry or let it roll off like water off a duck's back. Depending on the circumstances, it's usually best you choose the latter option. If not, you might risk making a scene or be…

There's no denying it: Frog memes are definitely a thing. They may not quite as popular as the racoon, possum, or " monke" memes that have been flying around over the last year, but popular nonetheless. It's not hard to see why. The critters are usually cute as hell - and as a fun bonus, they come in all kinds of sizes! Did you know that the the biggest frog known to humans s the aptly named "Goliath frog?" The behemoth grow to a massive 12.5 inches and weigh more than half that. The smallest?…

If there's one dumb thing in the world that people love to get heated over, it's food. Most people (unless they're sociopaths who'd rather take a pill than eat) have intense opinions about that stuff we need to eat to survive. The opinions can be as normal as “X is the best place to dine on X,” or as freakish as the Swedish belief that bananas should be on pizza. And no, we're not making that one up. As anyone on the internet can attest, people who like pineapple on pizza get ragged on regularl…