She would've never tried to reunite it if was for TikTok viewers insisting.

Woof.

Paper put to good use.

People think Dale would've been at the insurrection, but not for any real political reason.

April first. A day when everyone thinks they have an opportunity to be extremely funny, and inevitably fail. Corporations are the worst at this. I've received a ton of emails - one from a grocery delivery service who announced their development of ‘shell-less eggs’ - written by marketing drones who think they'll be added to some April Fools round-up.

Happy Friday, gamers . We've got another dank collection of the best gaming memes on this side of the internet. You probably need a little break from whatever you're playing anyway. Whether you're annihilating zoomers in the new fort-less Fortnite, dying for the 80th time trying to kill the Tree Sentinel (pro-tip: get a horse first), or enjoying a nice little fishing mini-game as Kirby, you're sure to love these memes for every kind of gamer.

Disgraceful

“With this one you have to commit, once you start this you can't break character!”

It doesn't matter how hard you try to fight it, the perils of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many unfortunate realities of being a 21st century human with painful first world problems. While most of us can cop to feeling miserable pretty much every single day, it's frowned upon to complain about your problems when comparatively speaking, you're pretty damn privileged. Unfortunately, we can't help you permanently crush the urge to completely ignore the responsibilities and tasks…

A formidable enemy

She's normalizing IBS and proud of it! Plus, when is someone carrying around a bag of poop not funny?? (Please don't answer that…)

Legend

The reviews and memes get two thumbs up.

Ewan McGregor is an international treasure. And today happens to be his 51st birthday. Before he dazzled our screens as the somewhat salty version of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Scottish actor appealed to my more…alternative preferences in his earlier films. I'm talking about the David Bowie-inspired Velvet Goldmine , in which McGregor plays a character based on Iggy Pop. His acting is great, but my friends and I were more interested in the full-frontal nudity he displayed during a raucous rock and rol…

Not again

Yet another reminder that we are chopped liver.