Even the nicest people in the world have moments where they just can't stand something or someone. As someone who is only slightly nice, I am a person who has a host of pet peeves relating to human beings. I can't stand loud chewers. Sometimes I actually wear earplugs when my boyfriend's roommate is eating with us in the living room. Loud typers? They drive me up the wall with their weighted smashing in the office. People who do things like floss or clip their toenails in public are up there, t…

As you move through this world, you will meet some divas with such an insatiable zest for life that it's hard even to conceptualize what it's like to live inside their brains. This attitude can be cute…until it is annoying. There's a delicate balance between having a genuinely positive attitude and trying to force niceness into every situation despite its appropriateness. The latter option is passive aggression, the most toxic positivity man ever invented. If you don't take it too far, having a…

Memes both cultured & dank

R.I.P. Sweet ice cream taco treat! 1984-2022

Toe beans not included

If you've been online in any capacity this week, you've probably heard of the Pink Sauce . The product was originally marketed on TikTok as a delicious and unique sauce that was incomparable to any other sauce currently on the market. However, things fell apart quickly when consumers found that the sauce was shipped unrefrigerated in a flimsy bag and contained multiple errors on the nutrition label. The most worrying discrepancy to many buyers was that the Pink Sauce was a different shade of pi…

One thing women have always amazingly gotten away with: reading p*rn in public.

What's up gamers? Not much gaming news to report, other than the recent release of Stray, the new post-apocalyptic adventure game that's already breaking player count records on Steam. Oh, did I mention you play the game as an adorable little kitty cat? And for an indie game, the graphics are strikingly impressive. It's no wonder Stray is already breaking the internet. I haven't played the game yet, but I'm pretty excited to prowl around a dystopian cyberpunk city, solving puzzles and doing nor…

A real bonding experience

Radical

They have so many eyes...

Too exhausted to care

Hilarity in less than 20 seconds.

Have you ever lied on your resume, saying you were “proficient in Excel?” I have a theory that at least 55% of people who put “proficient in Excel” on their resumes are bold-face liars. Because what is proficiency, really? Proficiency is a journey, not a destination! Do we all just wake up one day and realize that we've crossed the threshold of proficiency

Gone too soon.

For the last month or so it's felt like everyone has been talking about FX's The Bear - and now those same people are rejoicing at news that it's been picked up for a second season. The single-camera dramedy seems to have won viewers over with its realistic portrayal of kitchen life, winning characters, and apparently the unanimous thirst for the show's star, Jeremy Allen White. As someone who spent quite a bit of time in restaurant kitchens, I can agree that the portrayal is on-point, save the…