There's a long history of pitting introverts against extroverts, and a long history of stereotypes about the two. Introverts are supposed to be shy, boring, and antisocial, while extroverts are obnoxiously the opposite: loud, attention-seeking and annoying socialites. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the actual definition of introvert is as follows: “introvert: a person whose personality is characterized by introversion : a typically reserved or quiet person who tends to be introspe…

Sparks fly, it's like electricity…

There's not much we can rely on in this cold and cruel world. A close friend and I were chatting recently (after copious amounts of wine) and she revealed to me the staggering number of married men that boldly slide into her dms as though they're single and ready to freaking mingle. I shared how many people had lied to me in the past couple years, and the duplicitous nature of some misguided friendships with narcissistic people. It wasn't a happy conversation. Despite all these breaches of trus…

In the age of 'contact-free' delivery, courier services like DoorDash have come up with clever ways to provide proof of delivery. One would think that a simple photo of the fast food bag in front of the customer's door would suffice. But some Dashers have taken it a step further by snapping the photo at the moment of interception. The Dasher waits from a safe distance and goes into paparazzi mode once the hungry, pajama-clad customer cracks open the door like a goblin coming out of hibernation.

Pure bureaucracy

Gross.

Whatever would Marilyn think?

Fully equipped with laugh tracks and slappy bass transitions.

Do you ever think about how crazy it is that you can just make a person? It is wild that people worldwide can create a human life with nothing more than their body and their time. And a big white bird depending on who you ask. While creating a person can take minimal effort, raising a person is full of chaos, madness, and confusion. Parenthood is a commitment of multiple decades where you get no days off and it can take over your life. One of the most common issues for parents is not having tim…

Twitter has been shaken up this week by a case of accidental death in India; a woman trampled to death by an elephant had a surprise guest at her funeral. Who was that surprise guest, you might ask? Why, the elephant who killed her, of course!

Tiding us over

Ah, 2022. It's never been easier to plunge down an internet hole. Take it from me. I am staring at a screen all day, refreshing Twitter and Instagram, scrolling as my eyes glaze over and my body gradually begins to resemble the hunchback of Notre Dame . When your entire job is looking at the internet, you basically create new neural pathways devoted to consuming information. I can begin writing an article about the Habsburgs and somehow end up reading about a new breed of cat that fits in the p…

No lies detected.

They're not so innocent

This is why the rum is always gone…

He looks...good.