About a year ago I deactivated Instagram for the sake of my mental health . It's crazy how much time these apps can take up if you're not careful. Scrolling aimlessly through one's infinite feed is addictive. It starts innocently: you plant your bum on the toilet and start tapping on Instagram stories of people you barely know, or scrolling past the boring posts from your married friends in the hopes of finding something funny. Before you know it, it's been an hour, your ass is numb, and you'll…

Congratulations, readers. You've survived the perils of Monday. While I, too, experienced that reluctant and sluggish submission to responsibilities, I also had a therapy session this morning. Which makes bending over for the man a little more tolerable. Instead of focusing on the time that's been spent on boring things like “work” and “chores,” it's important to be present and enjoy the moment, however possible. We've put together this big batch of memes with the intent of aiding you in that q…

Apparently roaches can't walk backwards, so it probably would've just kept crawling until it hit her brain…

“Only in New York” is such an overused sentiment. Even as a New Yorker who often feels as though I've seen it all, something about it can feel a bit off, or self-congratulatory. But then I remember “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” and am glad that my fellow city-dwellers simply love to share stories that are often an amalgam of

Who knew

They're a blast from the past.

Food can be an incredibly polarizing subject, especially when you get into regional delicacies. I've recoiled at the thought of eating Australia's Vegemite, and the pungent, gooey mess of natto - a fermented soybean dish from Japan. But neither bothers me as much as the questionable-looking chop suey sandwiches of New England. Before this weekend, I lived a pretty innocent existence where food is concerned. My biggest food complaint has been with deep dish pizza, which is actually a tomato soup…

Loving the grind!

A little lift

It's the honest truth that variety is the spice of life. If you get a bit too much of a good thing, shit can get pretty boring pretty fast. As much as we hate to admit it, it's very much like mom used to say: If every day was like Christmas (or your birthday) it would lose its pizazz. And while it's not usually used in this way, the phrase applies to memes as well. If we happen upon a crap load of wholesome memes , it often makes us feel a little more contempt for humanity - which defeats the p…

This dude went for it.

This is art

We see you

SMH

Damn, Twitter

What do you from 9 to 5? Some say talk sh*t; some say eat pizza. It’s all different.