Parents: Who needs them? Who's got them? Who can't live without them? The answer to all of those questions is…everybody. Sure, not everyone has a relationship with their biological parents , but two people had to do an act of collaboration for you to be alive. Even if you are the product of IVF or were a tube baby, you were created by two people who may or may not have the parent title. The most critical parents aren't the people who made you with their bodies, but the people who raised you. Th…

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They look tasty

She was so distracted by having just given birth all alone like a BAMF, that her heart melted when she finally saw the footage of how sweet the EMS were with her and the baby.

Lying is a skill

Purr

He's unintentionally created a monster!

We mean specific.

Have you ever been told, “when you live under my roof, you follow my rules”? It's one of the all-time classic lines parents use to mean “sit down and shut up.” Kids don't usually have the power to maliciously comply with their parent's wishes, at least without getting in trouble or being deemed a smart *ss. They typically just have to complicity bow to their parent's every wish. But when they grow up, they're able to give their mom and dad a taste of their own medicine

If you've worked in customer service, you know that most adults secretly have the taste buds of toddlers. That's not necessarily bad, but when the 20th grown adult orders their meal with “no veggies,” you start to question the general population's ability to consume a genuinely nutritious meal. At a restaurant I worked at, the chefs eventually just stopped putting vegetables on every dish because that was the request more often than not. If you work in a restaurant where people are able to cust…

It's all so beautiful

When Avatar came out in 2009, we all thought that CGI and visual effects could only improve from there. However, that hasn't necessarily been the case, especially with flicks like Thor: Love and Thunder. The sequel to Thor: Ragnorok has been the subject of criticism for its uncanny and ugly CGI effects. These strange visuals are not merely caused by poor artistry, but they happen because VFX teams are often overworked, and are asked to do more than they can handle given the time constraints. Th…

There's been some interesting gaming world news lately. Rockstar Games announced that they plan to shelve its remasters of Red Dead Redemption and Grand Theft Auto IV in favor of the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI. Hopefully this means we'll get to finally play GTA 6 this century. 

Life is feeling a little bad. The whole world is feeling a little bad. It's normal that we might want to drop all our money on Prime Day or on clothing we probably won't even like. We're here to support you in the quest to fulfill your most frivol ous, wasteful urges. Because it is actually okay to treat yourself to that greasy breakfast every once in a while, even if the delivery fee is $5. Maybe you're the kind of person who is more guilty about the calories than the price. Our point still st…

Ride or die at its finest

Let's cut to the chase. We know why you're here. You want 30 hilarious memes of various subject matters injected into your bloodstream immediately. Well, if that's the case, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions. Where were you the night of June 28th? Haha, I'm just kidding. I know exactly where you were. These memes contain some pretty classified information. Only really advanced people like the Pope and Marina Ambromovic can see these. You might say this isn't your average list of rand…