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How far would you go to get back at a cheating partner? Taking revenge on someone who has wronged you has the potential to be cathartic and worthwhile, but it can also go way too far. Childlike retaliation like egging someone's house or car is generally accepted as harmless, but when it veers into more permanent destruction of property, or worse, that's when things get controversial.

Zero chill

Work sucks, I know

Don't put your money where your memes are.

Hello, gamer . Welcome to HELL! *heavy metal music begins* Just kidding. You're still on Memebase dot com, don't worry. But if you've ever played any of the DOOM games for way too long, you're likely well aware that all it takes is one of Mick Gordon's screaming riffs to send you right back to Doomguy mode. If you need a break from slaying hoards of demons, we've got a bunch of dank DOOM memes to keep you satiated until the next session.

We all know that one person whose lack of common sense makes you worry for their safety and wonder how they've made so far in life. I once had a roommate in college who called our landlord and complained that the washing machine was broken because the clothes kept coming out wet. Apparently he had never washed his own clothes before and assumed the washer was also a dryer. That same roommate once put his pet goldfish in a giant martini glass full of water, set it on the kitchen counter, and lef…

It's happened to us all. You're standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. The steam is relaxing you. As you lather up your hair, it suddenly occurs to you. No, not the meaning of life. But the perfect zinger that would have absolutely destroyed that asshole Chad in the accounting department of your office. Or perhaps, instead of Chad, it's a faceless internet user who has been harassing you cruelly and incessantly in the comments of the articles and listicles you write. It's a shame, r…

Some people may not understand the phenomenon of possum memes . The large, greyish marsupials look something like big and ugly rats (sorry guys), and have an affinity for garbage . They don't move very quickly and have very poor eyesight, so graceful is the last thing we'd use to describe them. Nonetheless, the critters have become something of a meme legend, almost rivaling their arguably cuter trash cousins, raccoons . Possum (opossum if you're nasty) memes are often self-deprecating. You kno…

The mouthwatering nacho cheese literally drips from the taco just like the episode.

Hello. There is no time to waste. It's time to be real - cut the bullshit. We all know what we're here for. Memes. We need them. Meme consumers are almost as diverse as memes themselves - everyone loves them. Little kids make nonsensical memes when they used to make nonsensical jokes. Instead of a bizarre “knock knock” joke, we're getting images with words that just do not match up. Then there are the wine moms . And regular moms. The moms who live for Minion memes or jokes about all the wine t…

Some people use psychedelics to open their minds to complicated philosophies. Others use it to make dank memes.

Drop the reading list, stat

Unchecked insecurity can ruin relationships and transform otherwise rational people into jealous monsters. When redditor u/abarbiegirl2021 changed her phone's background and home screen wallpaper to an image of Willem Dafoe as Klaus Daimler from The Life Aquatic, she didn't expect her husband to feel strongly about it. On the contrary, he was pretty upset. When taking her story at face value, u/abarbiegirl2021's husband seems totally unreasonable, but let's be honest—don't most of us have the p…

It's time for me to come out as a high school punk. My jeans were artfully ripped, my hair was dyed bright red, and my walkman plastered with band stickers, and I spent my nights listening to the same songs over and over while eating Cherry Garcia ice cream and contemplating sneaking out of my strict home. When I did, it was straight to “The Temple,” a synagogue that was converted into a Korean church, where they somehow allowed mohawked and studded kids throw crazy shows. This was around when…

Boaters know that a free boat tends to be the most expensive—but by some miracle, this person got a good one!