There are so many parents out there that make their kids feel guilty for being born. How many times have you heard the line, “I feed you. I bought the clothes off of your back. I do everything for you.” Yikes. Rhetoric like this makes kids feel guilty about needing to be cared for, which is the parent's responsibility. Some parents take this guilt-tripping to the next level, such as Redditor u/Cantlosemyemployment who asked Reddit whether he was the bad guy for wanting his stepson to spend some…

The teacher shortage in the United States has caused significant problems in public schools. Many states are lowering the requirements for teaching to ridiculous levels just to ensure they have enough educators to go around. During the pandemic, the school system and parents put an astronomical amount of pressure on teachers to do impossible tasks. For the 2020-2021 school year and since then, more and more teachers have taken a stand and left the profession for good. While this has benefitted…

Congratulations, friends. You have almost made it through a week of the agonizing responsibility of adult existence . Thanks to the impending freedom of the weekend, and my rejuvenating therapy session, it feels a little easier to bend over for the man and write stupid blurbs like this one. This extensive collection of memes was carefully put together with the goal of assisting you in your quest for amusement. A lot of the memes are our favorite brand of stupid. Some of them are surprisingly sm…

A sense of humor is crucial for this gig

Procrastination 101

Jennette McCurdy's memoir “I'm Glad My Mom Died” came out this Tuesday to much hype and fanfare. The book has been received with

Macho Man was a damn role model.

Kids today would never understand

Sometimes photographers catch something happening at the exact right moment. They can capture a baby throwing up on its father, or snap a jumping cat at a moment when it looks like it is levitating. Sometimes these photographers are the ones we love. On August 7th, Redditor u/BabyGroot1337 shared a photo with the r/Funny subreddit, with the caption “undoubtedly the best photo I took at my sister's wedding .” The photo depicts a woman sitting at a table with a look that says “I'm over it” while…

Info Wars host and ridiculed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is not having a good week, month, or year. Judging by the way his defamation trials are going, the future is looking grim as well. Back in 2012, Jones had claimed the Sandy Hook shootings were a hoax, part of a false flag conspiracy. The families, in turn, sued Jones for damages. In October, a judge ruled that Jones lacked proof of the hoax, and would have to pay the families a sum to be determined at another hearing. At the most recen…

Today, August 11th is National Daughters and Sons Day. If you're a parent, you're probably thinking, “isn't EVERYDAY daughters and sons day?”

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Don't tell Italy

There's nothing more endearing than watching religious children try not to swear. They shout “son of a biscuit” after stubbing their toe. These kids have an endless diatribe of “fricks” that comes out of their mouths every day. This goofy censorship is one of the last great American dynasties. One of my favorite non-swear word is “gosh diddly darn." Aside from its obvious southern flair, the alliteration and the modification of “darn” with the far more silly “diddly” elevates this phrase to a p…

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Look at those little faces