I must start this off by saying that I am not a person of the British persuasion. While many Gen-Z Americans get their knowledge of British culture from Harry Potter or Doctor Who, I got mine from a far more embarrassing source: Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race UK. Before then, I had no idea what Greggs, Pantomime, or Eastenders was, but now I've finally seen the light. The spin-off of the American drag competition show stars British contestants, two British judges and airs on the BBC, but it sti…

So much regret.

Hey, you. You over there. Yeah, you. I wanna let you in on a little secret about memes , and internet content in general. You see, contrary to the beliefs of some insufferable and pretentious internet enjoyers, memes really don't have to be intelligent to be amusing. Memes don't need to shout out some niche subculture, Twitter celebrity, or meme trend. They don't even need to be that much of an inside joke to qualify them for appreciation. In fact, we're partial to the opinion that stupid memes…

Just like you, these memes have nowhere better to be. Might as well make the best of this situation and keep each other company. These memes probably wish they were on a one-way ticket to the Bahamas right now. I mean, who doesn't? But instead they're here. Stuck on the internet. Condemned to a life of thankless servitude. At least you have a choice. You can log off right now if you really want to, but these memes are in it for life . Think about that the next time you comment “old” or “trash”…

Picture this: It's Wednesday night, and you and your partner (or cat, or dog, or Real Doll) are posting up on the couch, getting ready to veg out after a hearty dinner delivered by one of those apps that takes a huge cut from the restaurant's profits. All you have to do is pick something to watch. At first, this seems like an easy task. But it is no easy feat. Somehow with Hulu, Netflix, Prime Video, HBO Max, and, what's it called? Peacock? Whatever. There's never anything good to watch. And ye…

Reviews that are funnier than they are helpful

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Crazy

So much autotune

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Being a relatively new programmer is like living in two completely different worlds. Non-programmers think you are the absolute dog's meow. They act like you cured cancer, achieved world peace, and are worth 20 billion dollars. That kind of validation for choosing a well-paying career path can feel good, but it wears off soon enough when you're around senior programmers . You feel like the most useless ant at the picnic when you're with guys who've been doing it for years. In that room, you're…

They're not like the other girls

Have you ever wondered what dog breed best represents your astrological sign ? Well, you've come to the right place. Dogs and zodiac signs are an interesting mix because if you got your dog from the shelter, you likely don't know their sign. You have to decide just by vibes whether your rottweiler is an Aquarius or a Scorpio. Spoiler alert, he's a Scorpio. Dogs have a different kind of birthday called “Gotcha Days,” which marks their adoption date. That's way more fun than a birthday could ever…

At least we can laugh at them.

America is known for many things. Among them are intolerance, obesity, Disney, obese people at Disney, and cowboys. And if we're being honest, only one of those things is good for memes . And we're not talking about fat-shaming people who love the Magic Kingdom. For years we've idealized and even idolized the cattle herders of American ranches. While the characters may be a bit less “en vogue” than in the 1950s and 1960s, the archetype remains. Just look at the success of Westworld , Deadwood ,…

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