It could be said that we take Google for granted, and they make it really easy for us. Like, really easy. The search engine provides answers to our most pressing (and stupid) queries and pushes the most useful information to the top. It's rare that we make it halfway through the results. We save that for creepily searching our dates. Anyway, it's even rarer that we bravely push forward to the second page of results. Because the second page is only for the braves. The second page is a dark and m…

This is your sign to take a nap.

And physically preparing, tbh...

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Genius

Fast food brands love to pat themselves on the back for their so-called innovations. And most of the time, the self-congratulations are completely unwarranted. We're talking KFC's ‘Double Down,’ Taco Bell's misguided foray into the chicken world, and Panera's grilled mac and cheese sandwich. Yesterday, the world got a taste of another unnecessary menu item that will probably be discontinued before the year is through: The Papa John's Papa Bowl.

The mullet has had a cultural moment in the past few years. Once derided as the ugliest haircut in the world, mullets have been the signature haircut for hipsters. As a wise meme once said of the mullet, “If this haircut shows up in your neighborhood your rent is going up.” The association for mullets has swiftly shifted from country bumpkins to entitled zillennial garbage people, but that doesn't mean that zillennial garbage people are better at mullets than the bible/bullet belt.

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Bootleg Second Life

Parents love to document every milestone their kid reaches. A child's first steps, first word, and the first day of school are all recorded carefully by their mom and dad so they can relive that memory for years to come. However, the most memorable moments of a kid's life usually happen when the cameras aren't around. When I was a kid, I somehow got my parents to give myself and my sister the s*x talk by asking endless questions about the biology of conjoined twins. There might not be a scrapbo…

We all have plenty of opportunities to embarrass ourselves. Hell, I embarrass myself almost every time I leave the damn house. Sometimes I jumble my words while talking and sound like a total moron. Thank god I'm in a relationship and no longer have to deal with sending embarrassingly desperate texts to guys I have a crush on. These moments of ineptitude are unfortunate, but they don't hold a candle to the times I've accidentally talked shit about a person's music to their face. Yes, multiple t…

Is someone chopping onions in here?

Some say laughing gas makes you reveal your most inner truth…

She's lived long enough to earn some crown jewel memes.

Just another reason I'm a cat person.

Revealing