Jokes about esoteric topics like programming and computer science are best communicated through memes. Otherwise, you've got yourself with a bunch of corny knock-knock jokes that nobody under 55 will enjoy. For instance, the following jokes are what you could be getting if you got your programming humor elsewhere. "Programmer goes to his computer. He's working at home. Right now, he's coding a music player for his own system. He tests it, seeing that it works. His friend calls him and says: "Wh…

Who needs a mechanic

Living in denial is fun

Business as usual

As a non-parent by choice, I swear that I have absolutely nothing against children. While some childless folk decry the practice of having and raising kids, I believe that we should all just focus on ourselves and do what makes us happy. The only part of child-rearing that offends me is the absolute insanity that some mothers display in their Facebook groups and forums . They are filled to the brim with unhinged anti-vax sentiments, bogus claims about the healing powers of essential oils and br…

Thanks, I hate it

Uh oh

Nowadays, it's increasingly challenging to find memes for the whole family. Ten years ago, wholesome memes comprised a much more significant portion of the meme ecosystem. Unfortunately, that's no longer the case. Now, so many memes you come across are either depressing, catastrophizing, or just plain rude. Extremely online people might not think there's a market for solely wholesome memes. However, they'd be wrong! I can't tell you the number of people who tell me, “I only want to use social m…

Hulk Smash...ed up that CGI.

Sometimes it seems like Karens are so determined to ruin some poor cashier's day that they're willing to ruin their own in the process. When an especially unreasonable Karen stormed into u/Available-Capital476 's workplace demanding that they override the 30%-off sale price on an item so that she could use her 20%-off coupon, OP maliciously complied. You should never miss an opportunity to teach a Karen a valuable lesson. Though, it seems like this particular Karen didn't learn a thing.

. Whoever said dogs were “Man's Best Friend” forgot to include penguins, raccoons , salmon, and all animals in the animal kingdom. Animals are the light of our lives. They deserve parades and non-toxic cakes celebrating their existence. Disney's Animal Kingdom is just that; a theme park devoted to celebrating animals 365 days a year. They say it's not a zoo, but it's totally a zoo. Animal Kingdom is 33% depictions of wildlife in Asia and Africa, 33% Pandora the World of Avatar, and 33% DInoland…

I can't pretend to really know anything about working in the funeral industry. To me, it seems incredibly bleak. Surrounding oneself with death and people grieving the loss of their loved ones. As someone with major death anxiety, I couldn't possibly handle it. So imagine my surprise when I stumbled upon a meme account that is dedicated to the interesting lives of funeral directors, morticians, and crematory workers. At first, the account rubbed me the wrong way. It seems kind of inappropriate…

That sounds like work

Chop chop

Memes to go along with your morning sickness

Before the episode even aired, I was dreading the infamous ‘Red Wedding’ of Game of Thrones. That's because I read the damn books. I read them incredibly quickly forsomeone who was A) working a secretary job and B) reading the lengthy tomes via PDF. The grisly scene of betrayal , in which several of our favorite characters succumb to bloody ends, is one that scarred book readers and show-watchers alike. I didn't expect that anyone would be able to inject a little humor into the horror show, but…