No words

With all the incels and men's rights activists out there, it's pretty damn easy to worry about toxic masculinity and future generations. Many of my friends who are parents worry about bullying, bigotry, addiction, school shootings, and dangerous internet challenges. The world wide web has made many of these problems more prevalent. Being a parent is scary. Beyond those celebrities doing charity and making Instagram or Twitter posts about the latest hot-button social issue, it doesn't feel like…

I have a confession to make…I used to not be the biggest fan of Virgos . I know, sue me! Call the coppers! Call the fire department. Call the secretary of state because, baby, I had a bad take. I think it often happens with amateur astrology fans that we meet one or two people of a specific zodiac sign that we don't like, and then we make blanket assumptions about that sign as a whole. I committed such a crime, and for that, I'm truly sorry to the Virgos out there. As part of my penance, I have…

Nobody understands the sentiment “work smarter, not harder” better than programmers. Bill Gates said it himself

I grew up in a family obsessed with dogs. Whenever we went on road trips, we played a compelling game of my creation, creatively titled, “The Dog Breed Game.”

The king of chaotic evil energy is back!

I felt that.

Matt Cohen 4ever

In my humble opinion, the greatest song ever written is Gilda Radner's “ Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals .” In that tune, the original SNL cast member revealed some timeless truths about the animal kingdom. That song isn't really about being dirty or nasty or filthy. It's about camaraderie. Non-human animals don't want to be talked down to or patronized. Animals are people to, and they deserve to be talked to dirty just as much as anybody else. If you've never heard Gilda Radner tell an alligat…

Make it stop

Clever answers that are hard to argue with

If y'all have spent even a single minute on Twitter (also known by us as the 'bird app'), then you are probably well-aware that not all tweets are created equal. Most of the quips that people fling into the Twitterverse are either cringey, offensive, and sometimes maybe even both. Then there is the wealth of tweets that are so completely basic and banal that they manage to make us angry. You know what we're talking about. Those tweets that go viral on the site have either already been tweeted a…

Spare us

Better luck next time.

Being on Twitter in 2018 could be a painful experience for various reasons, but none more painful than the never-ending onslaught of brands trying to be funny. You really had to be there, but if you weren't, you are one of the lucky ones. Twitter brands would try to start beef with each other, form alliances with each other, and generally try to get attention. The most popular corporate Twitter was Wendys, but there were a lot of imitators trying to claim the title of the “weirdest” and “quirki…

When faced with annoying hidden fees lurking in the “terms of service” section of every account contract, most people will just begrudgingly pay the damn $50 and move on with their lives. But a small percentage of impressively spiteful people refuse to let them win. u/fredsam25 is just one example of the sort of person who will go well out of their way just to stick it to the man , even if it takes several years.