“I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfo…

Twitter is having a field day with this

68 going on 25

If you've been online at all over the past couple of months, I'm sure you've heard the rumors that Lea Michele can't read . Her alleged illiteracy has not gotten in the way of her success, as she's finally snagged the lead role in the Broadway musical Funny Girl. Her road to the role has not been easy. She is most well-known for starring as Rachel Berry in Glee, where she regularly performed songs from Funny Girl . During the final season of the series, Rachel Berry stars in the fictional first…

Did you tell your girl you loved her today or does Pete Davidson have to do it?

If there's anything the Kardashians are known for, it's getting all eyes on them. This has been the case for many years, and Kim Kardashian's new Interview Magazine cover is no exception. She broke the internet once with her butt, and she did it once again, dawning a jockstrap and new bleached hair and eyebrows. The response to her new look, as tends to be with the Kardashians, was mixed. Some found this look to be too strange, while others admired the slay that it was. The general consensus wa…

Gamers rise up.

Is this a product of inflation or pure insanity? It might be both.

OMG Ashleigh, let's get a Starbs

Well, here we are. We've finally entered that ambiguous period of time in between summer and fall: after Labor Day and before September 21st , the official First Day of Fall TM . If your brain is still school-pilled, you're likely thinking that summer is definitely over by this point. However, if you're a Gregorian calendar stan and a lifelong intellectual, you're still basking in the glory of the hottest and most gorgeous season. You aren't bound to the laws and standards of the educational sy…

If Twitter is a minefield, you can consider me the world's bravest soldier. At every corner on the bird app , there's something terrible to be seen. Sometimes it's an unhinged tirade from some hypocritical political figure. Other times it's a terrible take from somebody who has taken wokeness way, way too far. Other times, still, it's a minefield that consists solely of tweets from K-pop stans who insist on taking literally any subject or issue and spinning it to be about their heartthrob pop s…

Welp, it happened. I watched The Lord of the Rings: The Ring of Power . And despite my low hopes (which have nothing to do with the cast) and disdain for Amazon, I really, really enjoyed the first two episodes. They were beautiful, compelling, and exciting - and Galadriel is nothing short of a badass. As a huge fan of the incredible trilogy from Peter Jackson (not The Hobbit, y'all), it's easy to be skeptical of new media that is based on Tolkien's work. And while we can't say it measures up co…

Even if you're not on Film Twitter, you've probably heard about some of the drama surrounding the upcoming movie Don't Worry Darling starring Florence Pugh and Harry Styles. The scandal began when the public found out that director Olivia Wilde had a love affair with Styles while filming the movie, merely months after splitting with her husband, Jacob Sudeikis. Rumors of beef between Wilde and Pugh have since arisen, which were only exacerbated when it was revealed that outside of the Venice Fi…

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