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Musical parody genius Weird Al Yankovic has never been shy about his opinion on pirating media. His track “Don't Download This Song,” which is a parody of "We Are the World' style charity songs took pretty pointed aim at the legal battles surrounding music downloading sites such as Napster, and the stars (mainly Lars Ulrich) who took the side of record companies in absurd cases against seven-year-old children and dead grandmothers. As a ‘90s kid who used Napster in class, and was well aware of…

There is a spectrum of pettiness that we are all on, but some people go so above and beyond. Some special petty divas allow the pettiness they had in life to come through beyond the grave. Often this is communicated in the form of wills or inheritances. Who could forget a certain news anchor whose mother only left him $1 in her will? One might think there isn't an act of post-mortem pettiness greater than that, but they would be gravely mistaken.

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There is such a thing as too tired...

Ah, nostalgia

Enter, tarnished ones.

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People take beer pretty seriously. Even the brokest of beer lovers are bound to have their own brand preference, and it's usually one they will fight to the death to defend. While many of these happen to be regional, there are some nationwide giants that people can't do without. There are also plenty of stereotypes about beer brands and what they say about the people who drink them. I, for one, know that if you're drinking a bougie and impeccably designed matte can of beer from a Brooklyn brewe…

I've been a big Disney fangirl since I was a kid, and at this point, I'm seriously worried about what the future will look like for the company. They've been consistently releasing live-action versions of their animated classics for about 7 years, and yet it feels like they've been doing it for a lifetime. Eventually, they will run out of properties they want to adapt, and IMHO, that's when the fun will really begin. Honestly, if they even hint at making a Frozen live-action movie less than 20…

A neighborhood just isn't complete without a local Chinese food restaurant.

I got a brand new combine harvester

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear helmets, others stethoscopes. But some kind-hearted heroes work behind a bar, wielding rags and working for tips. We all know that bartenders have hard jobs. Wrangling drunks and scrambling for tiny tips isn't easy. But we don't often talk about the way bartenders look out for their clientele, whether they're offering an ear to a troubled person, or protecting women from creepy patrons. Twitter user @guttersnipe tweeted about the latter situation this week,…

Denial is a safe place to chill in

Have you all heard the drama regarding Elon Musk firing programmers at Twitter? It is honestly so stupid I couldn't even believe what I was reading. For legal reasons, this is all alleged, but ALLEGEDLY, Elon Musk has ranked the programmers at Twitter based on the number of lines of code they wrote in the past year and fired those at the bottom of that list. So basically, Musk fired all of the programmers who fixed the buggy code and kept all of the programmers who wrote said buggy code. Such m…