It's difficult for me to tell when something is unique to the midwest or if it's something everybody does. Sure, vocal tics like "ope" are stereotypically midwestern, but I find it hard to believe this is solely a feature of that region. I don't think I'd be laughed out of the room in New York or Texas if I said, “I'm just going to squeeze right past you,” but most non-midwesterners would opt for a simple, “excuse me" (or “pardon me” in Texas). One thing that I cannot stand by is the assertion…

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How does one kill that which has no life?

Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen. Pour myself a cup of Dolly Parton memes!

I don't know about y'all, but I'm curious to see how the live-action Little Mermaid movie will differ from its source material. It seems like every Disney live-action remake tries to comment on the movie it's based on, primarily trying to make it more feminist. The remakes of Beauty and the Beast , Aladdin , The Lion King , and Mulan all tried to amp up the feminism in their movies, almost trying to apologize for the allegedly inadequate “girl power” in the original films. I found this weird be…

Congratulations on making it to the weekend, comrades. If you're on the hunt for some quick and easily consumable content, you're not alone. And we have to suggest taking a scroll through the witticisms people have posted on the bird app. Twitter , for all its downsides, often behaves like a hyper-productive joke factory - one that would probably benefit from its users taking some time off to, say, touch grass. Though it's undeniable that some of the site's most prolific users spit out some ann…

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Scary memes to haunt your dreams

Hello mother, hello father. These funny memes, really holler!

What is an “anti-meme?" It is a meme that looks like a meme, walks like a meme, talks like a meme, and maybe even smells like a meme, but has been stripped of its joke.

Basic memes are all well and good, but sometimes you need to feel smart while you procrastinate doing smart things. I recently listened to a podcast (rare, to be honest) about time management and mortality. The gist of it was that there's no way we're ever going to be able to do everything. We need to be choosy, and we need to be strategic in regard to the things we don't accomplish. Because we need to accept that there are things in life that we simply can't - or shouldn't - for the sake of ou…

You said you'd go to bed hours ago 👀

Why do I ever leave my house?

Let's be honest, everybody is rooting for more no-helmet shots.

Also: girl tries to articulate dating disappointment, men on the internet get mad.

A galaxy of memes far far away