Bird is the word

Just leaf him alone

to all the designated drivers: we thank you for your service

That's not what Turkey Day is about

Kids and dogs are not the same

Babies don't need tans

Get your paintbrush ready!

This woman believed she was the main character in her sister's wedding, but before I say more, let me relay the juicy details of the story. In typical family drama fashion, a Reddit user made an AITA post, asking whether or not she had been wrong in not attending her sister's wedding. The reason she did not want to go was simple: Her sister wanted a child-free wedding, and OP disapproved, thinking that her sister was being selfish (I mean, it's her wedding, so isn't that the one day she's allow…

Come with me if you want to meme

Clocking in

There, there

That'll do, Donkey

I'd like 46 espresso martinis please

Sounds like a pretty cynical worldview

Let's all just cool it on the small talk

It's beautiful