Clock app madness

Dieting is almost always hard. But it's especially hard when your work involves being online 24/7. See, people are constantly sharing gorgeous photos of the food they eat. Sometimes the culinary masterpieces hail from a restaurant, and sometimes, from the home kitchens of people who fancy themselves chefs. It doesn't really matter where the photos of smash burgers and ramen bowls are from: they make my poor, empty stomach growl like a dog protecting its owner from a creeping intruder. Besides s…

That is a lot of money

It's fashion

Warm greetings to the Lord of the Rings enthusiasts of the world wide web! As it'sTuesday , the worst day of the week, we're officially three days away from the end of our weekly woes. As much as we loathe this day of the week, Tuesday also means that we're back to supply a double dose of Lord of the Rings memes - most of which are incredibly dumb, yet enjoyably silly. We've scoured the depths of Facebook, Reddit, and Instagram to bring you the newest and most amusing LOTR memes out there, whic…

TikTokers gonna TikTok

Send it to that special someone

Working at a restauran t isn't for the faint of heart. For some reason, before I got my job at a Mediterranean restaurant on the Upper East Side, I thought I was a natural-born server. Describing food to people is basically my hobby, and if I could get paid for it? Dream gig. I was so, so wrong. Before reaching server status at this restaurant, I had to do some time as a backwaiter. Backwaiters are glorified busboys. They're integral to the operation, gracefully pouring water and pulling empty…

When I was young, polyamorous relationships were extremely uncommon. In 2023, this is becoming less true. While only 4-5% of Americans actually practice polyamory or other forms of non-monogamy, one in six would like to experience this type of relationship. For those who are unaware, polyamory is a relationship in which all partners have relationships with other people, be they emotional, sexual, or both. The growing popularity of polyamorous relationships means we're seeing more about the styl…

One man's trash is another man's... yeah no, it's just trash

Spice up your life

I'm addicted to you (car seats) don't you know that you're toxic?

Let 'em have these ones

I feel like everyone has been in the state of mind where you often tell yourself, “I just have to get through this week.” Of course, when you inevitably get through the week, you start thinking the same thing the next week. This can be a red flag that maybe, just maybe, you're going through an objectively difficult period of your life. But at the same time, it can be the greatest cope known to man. Even if it feels futile, I'm glad we have cute little coping mechanisms like telling ourselves we…

Dark humor at its finest

At least they dodged a bullet