Oh Mr. Sun, sun, Mr. Golden sun, please don't give me a massive sunburn and make it impossible to sit. That funky ball of gas and fire that keeps us from becoming human popsicles is a hilarious source of entertainment. So sit back, and watch your tan (or sunburn) spread with the Sun's scintillating jokes and puns.

Usefulness of Patio Umbrella

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If It Blinds You, It's Probably the Sun

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Via The League of Lost Causes

Why men wear sunglasses

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Seasons in the Sun

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By awilyuh

The Cutest Astronomical Event

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