AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON AFRICAN WILD DOGS! I SAW THEM AT A ZOO HERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN WILD! THEY WERE SLEEPING! GET IT TOGETHER, "AFRICAN WILD" DOGS!
What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.