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Toe the line. Keep on the straight and narrow. Whatever you do, just don't cross it. We don't know what will happen, but everyone keeps saying it. So try to keep yourself going like an arrow with these straight-laced jokes and puns.
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Parents demand access to daughter's savings account after she reveals her financial state, daughter refuses, entire family gets involved: ‘I’m not a walking bank account'
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Retired parents refuse daughter's demands to monitor their financial state, instead they spend all their savings on traveling, daughter declares: ‘I will not support you if you run out of money’
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Husband refuses to go to destination birthday party for 2-year-old of wife's friends after letting them stay in their home for two weeks and not receiving thanks: 'We fed them and met all their needs'
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