wtf

This is pretty close to the definition of morally bankrupt. Don't fall for Multi-level Marketing (Pyramid) schemes and if someone tries to get you into one, just run away. This guy's approach to try to sell his old friend health products is about as ineffective as it is psychopathic.

These were pulled from the cringe-soaked wastelands of humanity...

You're gonna want to nope right out of these.

PETA what have you done? What is going on over there? It is truly difficult to unpack what their intentions were with this. If it was to generate a frenzy, yet again (remember the last one?), then mission accomplished. And that frenzy would be one wrapped up in horniness. PETA you done lost it. 

Apparently, she dug up an old pair of dentures that probably belonged to her home's previous owners.