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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Kinda Depressing Memes For People Who Have Lost Faith In Humanity

2020 is a f*cken wash, y'all, and we are over it. As is such, please have some depressing memes that will remind you of how much everything sucks. eBaum's World has more 2020-specific content here.

Funny depressing memes | People much faith do have human race look both ways at roundabout. Marvel's Thor Ragnarok | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire
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Tumblr Thread: Rocky Horror Picture Show Was Freedom

This fun Tumblr thread shines light on what makes the Rocky Horror Picture Show so special to folks. It was the go to place to get as weird as possible and discover oneself. 

Tumblr thread on the importance of the Rocky Horror Picture Show | unthrash-deactivated20151110 rocky horror is worst and is also transmisogynistic can please finally get over this shit movie fagtrender ok but like writer is transgender nonbinary and language used play preferred language by trans people time can not deny parts our history because evolved since then thanks minim-calibre Follow So fucking much this. PS, youth today be saying same damn thing about art this time before too long good
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16 Punny Tumblr Posts That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

Monday Punday! We've put together this assortment of groan-worthy pun posts to help you avoid today's brutal reality. You're welcome.

Funny puns, bad puns, cringe, tumblr.
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Tumblr Thread: Kudzu Is A Scary Monster Plant

Ah yes, leave it to the brilliant minds of Tumblr to take us down a rabbit hole about how plants can genuinely wage war against the rest of the world. In this case, we're talking about the kudzu. The kudzu plants would fit right into a horror novel. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about the still-on submarines. 

A funny Tumblr post about how nature can end up being very frightening | inconsequential S linesofreturninggeese Follow just-shower-thoughts Follow Building treehouse is biggest insult tree killed friend, here hold him mojave-wasteland-official "Friend" Its more killed potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse victory. theun--sj Follow Plants don't wage war
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Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

It's quick little tales like this that manage to temporarily restore our faith in humanity. This dude did not have to intervene when the Karen in front of them was making the Dairy Queen employee's shift all the more unpleasant, but they did. Oh yes, they did, and they did so when it came at zero benefit to them. That's the selfless kindness that the world needs. Plus, picturing Karen's face when she continued to witness someone else actively offsetting her toxic antics. 

A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food
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Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

There's a tradition in the U.S. navy that no submarine is lost at sea, and every Christmas a broadcast is sent out to all the crews of those subs still on duty. Naturally, tumblr took it and made it into a whole ghost ship thing, which is somehow macabre but also heartwarming. Why not, people see some unexplained stuff at sea. For a totally classic navy story, here's a Navy operations officer who pulled the laziest move ever.

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE
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14 Bizarre-o Memes That Don't Make Any GD Sense

These memes are really effing weird, but sometimes weird is good. Not everything in life has to make complete sense - especially stock photos, like who comes up with that crap and who uses it? Sometimes it's just better to not question these things and enjoy the bizarre humor - our world can only take so much rationality.

surreal and bizarre memes that are just trying to make you laugh in a strange way
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Totally Terrific, Funny, And Random Tumblr Gems

We'll never grow tired of the random and strange gems from the brilliant minds of the Tumblr world. Tumblr users are always hatching up new facts, fan theories, and other fun observations that make passing the time thoroughly enjoyable. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how Darth Vader is the queen of drama.

A collection of funny and random moments from the minds of Tumblr | RE tilthat TIL Frogs can be hypnotized by laying them on their back and stroking their stomach. Snails can sleep up 3 years and 3 Ice Antarctic glaciers is just Penguin urine. via reddit.com sirobvious This guy is hogging all facts eliteknightcats no s all connected | laughingsquid HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo Screeching Kazoo Plugs Into an Amplifier moonlandingwasfaked this is proof God exists and loves us
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Totally Random And Hilarious Tumblr Nuggets

The world of Tumblr is filled with rabbit holes and strange, yet hilarious observations about this strange thing we called existence. If you haven't gotten lost in a Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't really a color, or maybe fallen down a different rabbit hole that was all about the scary monster plant that is Kudzu, then you clearly haven't really lived yet. 

A collection of funny moments from the minds of people on Tumblr | xtraterrestrials my personal curse is knowledge function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable independently establishing or maintaining structure and routine curlyfrywho Don't forget this special feature: at same time hating people tell do | cherenigans: do think whoever designing default netflix avatar made mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at result so long whole design team
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Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (July 27, 2020)

Enjoy today's collection of quality Tumblr posts that will remind you why the site still remains popular to this day. And check out the previous list if you're in the mood for more Tumblr highlights and tidbits.

top ten 10 tumblr posts daily | RE tilthat TIL Playing Tetris three minutes stops craving sex, alcohol and food via reddit.com onion-souls Tetris is enlightenment lesbianshadowrunner Kellog's cereal walked so Teris could run
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Fake Service Dogs Called Out For Creating Real Problems For People That Have Disabilities

This Tumblr post aims to call out the people that are misusing "service dogs" and ultimately complicating, and making very real problems for the people with disabilities that rely on them. You can't just buy your dog a vest online and call it a "service dog." But apparently common sense will always be lost on people. 

Tumblr post calls out fake service dogs for creating real problems for people with actual disabilities that need them.
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27 Thought-Stirring Tumblr Moments To Make You Forget About Those Monday Blues

Monday's back again. Do you find yourself sitting at a desk, under the harsh glow of artificial lighting, in an air-conditioned nightmare of an office cubicle? Do you wish you were back, busy living life outside the shackles of a job you willingly commit yourself to? Or, are you out enjoying the proverbial, longed after, day off? No matter the place, you're likely to enjoy some of these ridiculous moments shared by the wild minds of the Tumblr community. 

monday blues forgotten with Tumblr cringe and insight
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Tumblr Thread: Thomas The Pain Engine

Those poor trains. As it turns out, the world of Thomas the Tank Engine was much darker than it might've appeared at surface level. Yes, we're talking a dark dystopian zombie train apocalypse kind of setting. Poor Smudger legit got turned into a generator after refusing to show off. If that isn't some kind of twisted way to scare kids into following the rules for fear of grave punishments, I don't know what it is. Whole lot of yikes, indeed. 

An entertaining and dark humored Tumblr thread about Thomas the Tank Engine | frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas Tank Engine is canonically takes place train post-apocalypse where Island Sodor is only safe zone totalitarian dystopia which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized repair If think kidding need read original books leonfroid could please direct source would feel much better if this validated.
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