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Employee proves point to manager by letting customer stay til 5 am | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Ratsincorduroy 23 hours ago Proved my manager s better warn customers closing time oc M used work at store open until 2AM every night week, so as can imagine 2AM rolled around always ready get out there. Around 1:45AM would walk around and let each customer know individually store closing 15 minutes, and ask them if they needed help finding anything before then did this about 4 months working

Manager Won't Make Customers Leave, Customer Stays Until 5 AM

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A funny petty revenge story about how sapphires aren't a Karen's best friend | r/pettyrevenge u/rosexknight Sapphires aren't Karen's best friend. Not my story but my cousin's. Let's call him Dave. So Dave (34M dating Karen really long time (like 4 years) and earlier this year he finally proposed. Now, Karen bit gold digger and very entitled person. She bit white trailer trash but fancied herself rich lady. She VERY vocal all other women family about she wanted traditional diamond ring

Petty Revenge Tale: Sapphires Enrage Karen

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Landowner doesn't understand where property lines are, and it ends up getting resolved British style | r/tifu u/pocketfullofuranium TIFU by not knowing where my property lines are M bought new house January mostly because outdoor space fell love with England, gardens can be quite small and sunshine limited so generally only get sun morning or afternoon depending on which way house faces. So this house, with its glorious, huge garden wraps around gem find house has needed some work and

Landowner Doesn't Understand Property Lines, Gets Resolved British Style

funny notes from people who quit their jobs | quit today Hey quitting come just don't really like guys no more got new job also so Each job requires 2 week notice. This is extremely unprofessional on part. Good luck eAcH jOb reQu- stfu lucky got text tf | Now this is quit job This Is Drawing Dinosaur is Also MY 2 Weeks Notice

People Who Quit Their Jobs With Style

A road rager picks on a motorcycle driver, driver takes petty revenge | r/pettyrevenge Join u/Fluffy-Designer Small motorbike vs small waves pinky finger should preface this by saying raised by narcissist and extremely passive-aggressive as result. Years ago bought my first motorbike tiny 125CC bike with my 82kg body weight, could barely do 90km/h on flat road and would lose speed going up hills despite revving as hard as could my first motorbike and loved her with my whole heart.

Road Rager Picks On Motorcycle, Rider Gets Revenge

Package thief steals gifts intended for other people, gets glittered, that results in their eviction | r/pettyrevenge u/brigittefires Steal my stuff? Get glittered lived an apartment building. As member local free gifting community put gifts out on regular basis people pick up had massive front porch building had plenty space put an entire living room set by front corner and still move furniture /out comfortably. Nothing resembling tight squeeze made appointments with people pick up

Package Thief Steals Gifts, Gets Glittered, Then Gets Evicted

woman builds fence to keep neighbors out of pool | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/OnTheFencePoolGirl AITA building fence keep out my neighbors? Not hole Obligatory throwaway account. Earlier this year 26f) got an inheritance family member and godsend finally got move out and get my own place after living paycheck paycheck. MY DREAM PLACE could never get place like this without providence or cutting my way through corporate ladder with machete. But most important part

Woman Builds Fence to Keep Neighbors Out of Pool

Funny loophole story of dry ice robotics competition | is funniest loophole have ever seen? Kevin Yue, studied at Massachusetts Institute Technology school, they held robotics competition pretty simple, conceptually had make firefighting robot would have navigate maze, find candle and put out (fully automated, no remote control can't remember exact size but think robot had be smaller than 1 foot length, width, and height. Scoring as follows start with time long takes search every room and put

Dry Ice Loophole Makes Mockery of Robotics Competition

Landlord encourages a tenant to research their rights, the tenant does, and then a victory ensues | Hi friday sent payment on 11:03 .m. Hi no didn't waiting tell if leaving or staying like said. If stay, l'll pay rent. If not staying, then don't have pay rent October, as paid first and last moved Right? 11:09 .m. No said will continue make regular payments and will refund security deposit which us equal one month rent vacate way get back last month rent.

Landlord Encourages Tenant To Research Rights, Tenant's Victory Ensues

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$Karen Teacher breakfast story | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/zeromig 21 hours ago Skip on high school senior tradition? Never, but about double-serving malicious compliance instead? oc M This isn't my story, but happened some high school classmates mine late 1990s. Unfortunately wasn't smart enough be part AP Calculus class teacher had tradition held up at least decade, where, if brought college acceptance letter be invited his Breakfast Club: essentially, instead taking math final exam$

Chill Teacher Foils Anti-Breakfast Karen

Ridiculous customer waits their time for pennies | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Wraith347 7 hours ago Cuss out over pennies? Oh get pennies. oc M Longtime lurker, so thought share my favorite story my time foodservice, years and years ago shy, quiet 15-year-old first started working at certain fast food restaurant my small town. Then encountered general public. Many morning rush customers were super kind regulars who got know and liked. But then there Penny Guy.

Demanding Customer Wastes Their Own Time for Four Cents

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21-year-old reserves king size bed on 9 person vacation, refuses to switch to queen size for two friends who are sharing: 'They called me a "mattress size queen"'

21-year-old reserves king size bed on 9 person vacation, refuses to switch to queen size for two friends who are sharing: 'They called me a "mattress size queen"'

20-year-old daughter refuses to let family use her lakehouse after stepmom asks to go there on vacation, then demands the kids sleep in tents outside: ‘You just view me as a house key’

20-year-old daughter refuses to let family use her lakehouse after stepmom asks to go there on vacation, then demands the kids sleep in tents outside: ‘You just view me as a house key’

Employee refuses to cover for coworker who has constantly called out of work on Fridays over the past 8 months: 'I didn't think it was fair for the same people to keep absorbing the impact of recurring absences.'

Employee refuses to cover for coworker who has constantly called out of work on Fridays over the past 8 months: 'I didn't think it was fair for the same people to keep absorbing the impact of recurring absences.'

Employee leaves job of 5 years with no fanfare, regrets spending years in a toxic environment: 'I left like a ghost'

Employee leaves job of 5 years with no fanfare, regrets spending years in a toxic environment: 'I left like a ghost'

Laid off job seeker with expecting wife applies for 4500 jobs in a year, moves back in with family to avoid debt: 'I just don't know anymore'

Laid off job seeker with expecting wife applies for 4500 jobs in a year, moves back in with family to avoid debt: 'I just don't know anymore'