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Student uses scheduling loophole to get appointment 72 hours early | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/theoryofrelativetea 2 days ago 3 00 19 17 3 21 O 810 My appointment cancelled being 5 minutes late guess have reschedule. oc M This happened about 4 years ago got summer job at my university job working professors had worked with before, and they asked last-minute teach summer workshop 9th and 10th graders.

Student Misses Appointment By Seconds, Dumb Loophole Works

Landowner doesn't understand where property lines are, and it ends up getting resolved British style | r/tifu u/pocketfullofuranium TIFU by not knowing where my property lines are M bought new house January mostly because outdoor space fell love with England, gardens can be quite small and sunshine limited so generally only get sun morning or afternoon depending on which way house faces. So this house, with its glorious, huge garden wraps around gem find house has needed some work and

Landowner Doesn't Understand Property Lines, Gets Resolved British Style

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'Regretful Hulk' Memes Are Overflowing With Relatable Cringe

Things Americans saw in other places that made them realize they were somewhere different. | Not_Harv_anyway 23 hours ago Standing small grocery store Okinawa, Japan could see top shelves.

Times Travelling Americans Realized "I'm Not In The U.S."

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Are You a Bye-Sexual?

Ex boyfriend says he'll own anything ex girlfriend doesn't take, she takes everything

Ex Sets Ridiculous Ultimatum, Ends Up With Empty Apartment

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20 Women With Savage Comebacks to People Who Said They Needed Makeup

Employee proves point to manager by letting customer stay til 5 am | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Ratsincorduroy 23 hours ago Proved my manager s better warn customers closing time oc M used work at store open until 2AM every night week, so as can imagine 2AM rolled around always ready get out there. Around 1:45AM would walk around and let each customer know individually store closing 15 minutes, and ask them if they needed help finding anything before then did this about 4 months working

Manager Won't Make Customers Leave, Customer Stays Until 5 AM

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Pun Business Names That Really Went For It

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Possibly the Worst Way to Breakup With Someone

A customer's translation fail results in them repeatedly begging a bartender for nothing | r/tifu u/pzych_ TIFU by begging bar tender nothing M So this story happened about year ago, and requires some cultural context Ireland, there's been recent resurgence Irish language, and lot movement promote Irish speaking throughout countries. This resulted an Irish speaking bar being opened Dublin didn't grow up Ireland, so don't speak word Irish- but my best friend begging go with her this bar

Customer's Translation Fail Results In Begging Bartender For Nothing

Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie

Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

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People Who Quit Their Jobs With Style

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The Chat Roulette Love Song